BBS上看到的,覺得很好笑。

當我看完PS. I love you 哭了一下下後再看到這篇文,馬上笑到流淚。

原汁原味比較精采,我還是不要翻譯好了。

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 At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

 Finally , the guys' side of the story.

 We always hear " the rules " From the female side.

 Now here are the rules from the male side.

  

1. Men are NOT mind readers. ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE )

 

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

  

3. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

 

4. Crying is blackmail.

 

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just tell us what you want!

  

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

  

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

   Sympathy is  what your girlfriends are for.

 

  8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all

   comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

 

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways

      makes  you sad or  angry, we meant the other one.

 

11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not

     both.  If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

11. Whenever possible, Pls say whatever you have to say during commercials.

      we don't disturb you while you are watching your soaps and serials.

 

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

  

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

  

15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We all do that.

  

16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle !

  

17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

  

18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

  

19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Racing or Football.

  

20. You have enough clothes.

  

21. You have too many shoes.

 

22. I am in shape !  Round IS a shape!

 

23 . Thank you for reading this.

      Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really mind that ?   It's like camping.

 

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